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Mon Nov 9, 2009, 9:29 PM
Natural Hair Color:
[x] Brown - $100
[ ] Blonde - $50
[ ] Black - $15
[ ] Bald - $5
[ ] Other - $75

Total: $100

Eye Color:
[x] Brown - $50
[ ] Green - $75
[ ] Blue - $150
[ ] Hazel - $100
[ ] Other - $15

Total so far: $150

Height:
[ ] Over 7′ - $200
[ ] 6′8″ to 7′ - $175
[ ] 6′0″ to 6′7″ - $150
[ ] 5′5″ to 5′11″ - $75
[ ] 5′4″ to 5′10″ - $85
[x] Under 5′4 - $0 (5'2. Huh? Nothing?)


Total so far: $150

Age:
[ ] 50 to 56 - $175
[ ] 46 to 50 - $150
[ ] 41 to 45 - $125
[ ] 31 to 40 - $100
[ ] 26 to 30 - $75
[ ] 21 to 25 - $50
[ ] 19 to 20 - $25
[x] 0 to 18 - $100

Total so far: $250


Birth Order:
[ ] Twins or more than twins - $750
[ ] First born - $320
[ ] Only Child - $250
[x] Second born - $150
[ ] Middle child - $100
[ ] Last Born - $100
[ ] Third born - $550
[ ] Fourth born - $300
[ ] Fifth born - $400
[ ] Sixth born -$215

Total so far: $400


Drink?
[ ] I did like once - $400
[ ] Only Holidays - $250
[ ] Sometimes - $215
[ ] YES - $200
[ ] Only weekends - $300
[ ] Every other day - $50
[ ] Once a day - $15
[ ] I live from the bottle - $Bankrupt$
[x] No - $600

Total so far: $1000


Vision?
[ ] perfect vision - $400
[ ] need or have glasses/contacts but don’t wear them - $200
[ ] No correction - $100
[ ] Glasses - $50
[ ] Contacts - $25
[ ] Surgical correction - $100
[x] Other {reading glasses} {Not for points xDD}

Total so far: $1000

Shoe Size:
[ ] 13+ - $300
[ ] 12 and a half to 13 - $250
[ ] 11 to 12 - $400
[x] 7 to 10 - $50
[ ] Under 7- $450

Total so far: $1,050


Favorite Colors (multiple):
[x] Green - $750
[x] Red - $600
[x] Black - $100
[ ] Yellow -$475
[ ] Brown - $300
[x] Purple - $225
[x] White - $400
[x] Aqua - $350
[x] Orange - $300
[x] Blue - $300
[x] Pink - $100
[x] Other - $500

Total: $4675
(lol)

Did you use a calculator to add it all up?
[ ] Yes - $0
[ ] Nope - add $1000
[x] some - $750

Final Total: $5425

REPOST WITH TITLE:
"Im worth ____ dollars."


D'awww, I'm worth so little! :iconsadplz:

Haha, I like the stupefied smiley ^^

  • Mood: Stupefied
  • Listening to: Ticking clock in mah room
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  • Watching: mah pooter screen?
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  • Eating: Nothing
  • Drinking: Does air count?

Circus Freaks

Mon Aug 24, 2009, 6:20 PM
Hey there guys!

I'm here to tell you that I, Lindsey, have written a script for a manga based on my buddy Hayleigh's ideas! Hayleigh came up with an idea for a manga and she asked me to write it for her! We get together whenever we can and discuss what's going to happen in the manga!

Anyways, I'm so happy! Hayleigh and I have worked together to create our own site for it! Well...it's a free making your own site thing, so it kinda sucks, but it's better then nothing, right!? RIGHT!

Anyways, I want you to check it out! I'm so proud of it! So far, we only have two pages posted up on it...but it's better then nothing, huh?

Anyways, I'm happy because this is the first step to getting recognized by a publisher {maybe} and getting our comic published and sold everywhere! Oh, that would be a dream come true...it would make me so happy! -excited-

So, please, go to this link and check it out!

[link]

Thank you guys so much! Wish us luck!!! -fingers are crossed-

OH! And don't forget to tell your friends about it!!!

  • Mood: Triumph
  • Listening to: Ultimate Fight Music
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  • Watching: mah pooter screen?
  • Playing: Nothing
  • Eating: Nothing
  • Drinking: Does air count?

Wtf???!!?

Fri Aug 7, 2009, 12:25 AM
Love sucks gaiiz, never fall into it...

crushes sucks too gaiiz...never get stuck in one.

Anyways, moving on...


roar!

So like...me and my Aunt were wrestling today and stuffs, out of boredom, and she was trying to lick me and everything like that {EW!!!!! XF} and blah. So, I was licking her too...and...SHE STUCK OUT HER TONGUE AND IT TOUCHED MINE!

1. Gross, we're related
2. IT TASTED LIKE ALCOHOL, GRODIE!!!

and finally...

3. NASTY!

it was gross...also...that nasty crown alcohol crap...IT BURNS! My frickin lips went numb because of it, ack! I thought I was gonna die, lol. Like...it burned going down my chest and it burned my throat and ears >..> Don't ask why it burned my ears...the warmth somehow {magically?) made it up there. Lolz...yes. Then I burped...it tasted like the crap AND it burned. Uck! xDDDD NEVER DRINK CROWN ROYAL ON ITS OWN!!! Lol...my Aunt was all like "Here...take a swig...Count to five..." then she made me drink it. She was all like "One...two......three..........four.......f--" then I made her take it away. FUCKER! She wasn't even counting right >..<

It was funny though. She was all like "OMJ! HAHA!!! You couldn't even make it to five! BWAHAHAHA!!!" I kid you not, she did say bwahaha. >..> Well...she may as well have.

Anyways, moving on...lol. She's mad at my Uncle now because he wouldn't let us have fun. Like, my mom said for us to shut up and so we were being goofy. Like, she was going "Shhh!" and pointing at me...so I copied her. I pointed at her quietly and she was making faces and shit, so I copied her. She had to plug her nose to keep from laughing...it was HILARIOUS! FWAHAHA! I think I just killed my ears >..> Anyways, yeah. So her husband got mad at her and I NEVER got caught...HAHA! Take that Aunty >..< Now she's sleeping on the couch. Booo! Lolz.

  • Mood: Stunned
  • Listening to: Show me your love
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  • Watching: mah pooter screen?
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  • Drinking: Does air count?

>.> fondle

Sat Aug 1, 2009, 9:28 PM
AHAHA!

Funny story...

We have guests over at my house, right...and so like...one of them doesn't like dogs really. Sooo, my chihuahua's like to cuddle and be petted and they REALLY like said person...here's the short dialogue of what was said.

Friend: I thought you liked dogs...
Person: -looong pause- I just don't like to fondle them...
Everybody: -laughs-
Aunt: -laughs- Hey, aren't there laws against that?

and that is how it went o.o

funnier if you were there for it.

you got any funny stories to tell?

  • Mood: Triumph
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  • Watching: mah pooter screen?
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  • Eating: Nothing
  • Drinking: Does air count?

OMJ!

Wed Jul 15, 2009, 1:45 AM
I just looked at my page views and I have over 2,000 page views...thanks guys ^__^

I feel loved now >.> I really do...because I wasn't ever expecting to get to even 1,000 page views o.o I thought nobody would look at my art. Thanks guys ^ __^

I'ma draw a piccy for ya'...but I don't know what >3>

Any suggestions?

  • Mood: Triumph
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